Weird Hikes A Collection Of Bizarre, Funny, And Absolutely True Hiking Stories

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Edition: 2nd
Format: Paperback
Pub. Date: 2011-03-01
Publisher(s): Falcon Guides
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Summary

Fast-paced and spooky tales from the trails Art Bernstein offers sixteen engaging stories of strange-but-true events that occurred while he was hiking. Sometimes poignant, always witty, these tales of unexplained phenomena, mythical beasts, and unusual incidents cover ground from the Grand Canyon to the Florida Everglades--from a chance encounter with the mysterious Lady in the Woods to being stalked by a herd of mad deer. Engaging, thought-provoking, and funny, this collection of essays is the result of a lifetime of hiking and an inspiration for readers to get out and experience their own weird hikes. Each story is sure to entertain avid hikers and the people who love them. This second edition includes five new stories and new photos.

Author Biography

Art Bernstein is the author of thirteen nature and hiking guides, including Hiking Oregon’s Southern Cascades and Siskiyous (FalconGuides). He lives in Grants Pass, Oregon.

Excerpts

I don’t know if it was the rising moon that touched off the deer or not. All I know is that with the moonrise, anything that moved outside the tent was projected in shadow on the feeble layer of nylon that protected us from all outside threat.

I first noticed the moving shadows when a gentle breeze shook the scraggly pine tree. Looking up at the tent wall through the darkness, the shadowy motion resembled the claw hands of a witch grasping at our tiny shelter. The sight made my stomach lurch and triggered a brief squirt of adrenaline, until I figured out what it was.

A while later, when the rustling noises outside began increasing in frequency and volume, I attributed it to the wind. Until I saw the shadow of a deer on the side of the tent, projected to twice the size of a grizzly bear. This time there was no question: That definitely had not been a tree branch.

Sweat or no sweat, I climbed into my sleeping bag and pulled it over my head. I did not mention to Brian what I’d seen. I hadn’t heard from him in a while, and if he was asleep I saw no reason to disturb him. On glimpsing the deer shadow, however, I knew that my own night’s sleep was pretty much shot.

“Did you see that?” Brian whispered.

“Yeah. Our friends are back.”

“Get the hell out of here!” Brian hollered at them. And the shadow dutifully trotted off.

But not for long.

As they had done during dinner, the deer shadows began circling our camp in an endless procession, drawing gradually closer. Hollering caused them to back off at first but they gradually got used to it and began ignoring us. After a while the circle around our tent was so tight, we could hear the deer brushing against the nylon with a soft swoosh.

This went on for hours. We debated packing up and leaving but decided against it. We might find our way out of the valley and up to Deer Creek Lake by the light of the full moon. However, the tent, as frail as it was, represented our only defense. Once outside, there was no telling what might happen.

 At around 2:00 a.m., lying huddled in my sleeping bag, watching the shadows go around and around and around, I reached my limit. Rage, fatigue, frustration, and confusion welled up inside me.

“GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!” I screamed, jumped out of my sleeping bag, rose to my knees and began pounding the side of the tent with my fists. “GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!” Once I started, I couldn’t stop. I was vaguely aware of Brian trying to calm me down but it was just too much. I continued yelling for ten minutes.

Fortunately, Brian’s tent was pretty strong. I came close to knocking it over or ripping it but in the end, no harm was done. I only wished my pounding made a little more noise. It made virtually none. 

“Feel better?” Brian asked, when I finally calmed down.

“I guess,” I whispered.

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